While some people are born with a gift for creating music of their own through singing or playing an instrument, others are born with a different gift: the ability to make absolute banging playlists.
(That person is me.)
Although no one has ever expressly said it to me, my taste in music is elite. I know this because science has said so, and you can’t argue with science.
However, since it is the holidays and I’m feeling generous, I’ve decided to be charitable and share a few of my playlists with you. A warning to those of the ‘faint of heart,’ some of these songs may or may not be ‘explicit.’ Listen at your own risk or whatever.
All playlists will consist of a five song sampling for the overall vibe of the playlist, a charcuterie of songs, if you will.
Playlist 1: i’m on aux at a party, f&*@
The title of this one is a bit self explanatory, but in summation: universal bangers for a large variety of people.
Track 1: Taste (ft. Offset) by Tyga
Track 2: No Hands (ft. Roscoe Dash & Wale) by Waka Flaka Flame
Track 3: Plain Jane by A$AP Ferg
Track 4: Swang by Rae Sremmurd
Track 5: MIDDLE CHILD by J. Cole
Playlist 2: indie but make it ✨qUiRkY✨
Ah yes, the track list for all of you out there who think you’re ‘different’ or ‘just really underground’ with your music. Eat your little hearts out.
Track 1: Favorite Liar by The Wrecks
Track 2: Run by COIN
Track 3: Best Friend by Rex Orange County
Track 4: The Outfield by The Night Game
Track 5: Cold Cold Man by Saint Motel
Playlist 3: aw, youre sad? This will make you feel…better🙃
And last but not least, the quintessential sad playlist. Are you crying? Good. That’s what the playlist is there for.
Track 1: Times like these by the Eden Project
Track 2: A Drop in the Ocean by Ron Pope
Track 3: Waves by Kanye West
Track 4: HEARTBREAK ANNIVERSARY by Giveon
Track 5: you were good to me by Jeremy Zucker, Chelsea Cutler